today my mom’s friend Lynn was telling us how she was taking violin lesson and i was like can we start calling u VIOLYNNY. and i died because holy shit i am way too punny
OMG TOMS!!! OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG AHBAJDZNBJHNMDBN<MHZJLK
Hahaha I laughed for five minutes.
And all the biology nerds come out of the woodwork.
AHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD
holy shit I understand this
Lost the ability to can.
Nothing says nerd alert more… XD
GUYS…it’s a … marIGUANA HAHAHAHAAH omg i’m so funny
friend: the more the perrier
me: AWWWHHH SO WITTY
friend: I know, I'm unpearable
me: DYING. I CAN PEAR - LY handle this
friend: please tell me you arent dying, I don't want to go to your funeral. I hate somber a-pears
me: I will keep you POSTED
GUYS WHY AM I SO PUNNY
that's so SHITTY right?
hopefully no one's an ASSHOLE