why am I laughing so hard right now.
omg they are so offended if you lick them back.
Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.
i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.
I have reblogged this like ten times
My cat grooms me. What does that mean?
It means your cat thinks your style is wack and is trying to help
And he’s tasting you, waiting until you taste just right so he can eat your face in your sleep.
Just Watched: Kevin Hart - Let Me Explain (2013)
Legitimately hilarious. I’ll be saying “bum bump” for the rest of my life. So much love for Kevin Hart for over 10 years now. Dude is a legit legend at this point, and only getting better with age.
BUM BUMP BEST PART. this was so funny
The Wolf of Wall Street (2013) Dir. Martin Scorsese
sooo pumped for this