March 2012
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If someone were to harm my family or a friend or...
-Johnny Depp
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me: i hoard pears from my dining hall
friend: the more the perrier
me: AWWWHHH SO WITTY
friend: I know, I'm unpearable
me: DYING. I CAN PEAR - LY handle this
friend: please tell me you arent dying, I don't want to go to your funeral. I hate somber a-pears
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diagnosing myself
90% sure I have benign fasciculation syndrome
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http://wherethefuckshouldigofordrinks.com/
“NO I’M FUCKING HUNGRY”
HAHAHA HOLY SHIT
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meanwhile on facebook...
stupidfbthings:
person who has read The Hunger Games SERIES:
…….
omg i’m a little obsessed
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Just saw the Hunger Games
burntlee:
It was rather good & well done. To everyone freaking out about it, the book was better. You should read it.
AGREED.
Watchi miss this show so much
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frist wor;lde pronlebs
you know what’s thw worste??????? when you have the drunchies but you have NO CHCOOLATE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WatchHGAGHAHAHAHABSNHJS can I be her?
crazy cool universe scale thing →
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Prescription Adensodine Triphosphate: Pharmacology... →
firstyoueatthebaklava:
IPharmacology Joke
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of...
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first world problems
i have two bottles of $5 wine and 3 smirnoff ices and a bunch of 2 L mixers and a trash bag full of empties, no car, and my dad is taking me to the bus stop back to Boston in a couple hours what the fuck do I do with this shit? ????i can’t bring it with me. im thinking hide it and it will wait for me for the summer? but my sister is such a snoop ugh??i think i will put one of the...
mom leaves me with house to myself day before my birthday, tells me “be responsible” like 50 times.