demonhunting: crabbyseer: queenofheartsonthesleeve: So today this guy accidentally hit me with the door when he was walking out of a classroom and instead of saying sorry he just looked me over and said ‘pretty cute’ and walked away . And then I realized . I literally just got hit on . The pun is greater than the pain . I guess you could say that he adores you get the fuck out
poopflow: At first I hated my haircut but now it’s growing on me. LOL PUNS
caraknightley: colorfulrussianfireworks: iVE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR THIS FUCKING VIDEO AND I FINALLY FOUND IT AND ITS CAUSING ME CHEST PAINS I FORGOT ABOUT THIS VIDEO UNTIL APPROXXIMATELY 3 MINUTES AGO AND IM LAUGHING OS HARD
jakegyllenhaalelujah: visiting the clit that’s a clitourist
me: wears pajamas
me: changes into clean pajamas
IT HURTS SO FUCKING BAD
I pulled my adductor aka groin muscle 2 weeks ago and it still hurts to walk. anyone have experience with this injury ///how to make it heal faster?
vemma/verve kinda seems like a cult but I wanna do it…
Anonymous asked: Do you enjoy sexual adventures of the anal variety?
69shadesofgray: If my jokes offend you: I’m sorry It won’t happen again 1 & 2 are lies You’re a pussy