May 2013
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April 2013
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demonhunting: crabbyseer: queenofheartsonthesleeve: So today this guy accidentally hit me with the door when he was walking out of a classroom and instead of saying sorry he just looked me over and said ‘pretty cute’ and walked away . And then I realized . I literally just got hit on . The pun is greater than the pain . I guess you could say that he adores you get the fuck out
Apr 24th
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Apr 22nd
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poopflow: At first I hated my haircut but now it’s growing on me. LOL PUNS
Apr 22nd
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caraknightley: colorfulrussianfireworks: iVE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR THIS FUCKING VIDEO AND I FINALLY FOUND IT AND ITS CAUSING ME CHEST PAINS I FORGOT ABOUT THIS VIDEO UNTIL APPROXXIMATELY 3 MINUTES AGO AND IM LAUGHING OS HARD
Apr 9th
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jakegyllenhaalelujah: visiting the clit that’s a clitourist
Apr 9th
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March 2013
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February 2013
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Feb 26th
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me: wears pajamas
me: showers
me: changes into clean pajamas
Feb 18th
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IT HURTS SO FUCKING BAD
Feb 14th
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I pulled my adductor aka groin muscle 2 weeks ago and it still hurts to walk. anyone have experience with this injury ///how to make it heal faster?
Feb 14th
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January 2013
35 posts
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vemma/verve kinda seems like a cult but I wanna do it… 
Jan 29th
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Anonymous asked: Do you enjoy sexual adventures of the anal variety?
Jan 26th
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Jan 24th
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69shadesofgray: If my jokes offend you: I’m sorry It won’t happen again 1 & 2 are lies  You’re a pussy
Jan 24th
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