May 2013
7 posts
April 2013
25 posts
demonhunting:
crabbyseer:
queenofheartsonthesleeve:
So today this guy accidentally hit me with the door when he was walking out of a classroom and instead of saying sorry he just looked me over and said ‘pretty cute’ and walked away . And then I realized . I literally just got hit on . The pun is greater than the pain .
I guess you could say that he adores you
get the fuck out
poopflow:
At first I hated my haircut
but now it’s growing on me.
LOL PUNS
caraknightley:
colorfulrussianfireworks:
iVE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR THIS FUCKING VIDEO AND I FINALLY FOUND IT AND ITS CAUSING ME CHEST PAINS
I FORGOT ABOUT THIS VIDEO UNTIL APPROXXIMATELY 3 MINUTES AGO AND IM LAUGHING OS HARD
3 tags
jakegyllenhaalelujah:
visiting the clit
that’s a clitourist
March 2013
5 posts
February 2013
8 posts
2 tags
me: wears pajamas
me: showers
me: changes into clean pajamas
IT HURTS SO FUCKING BAD
6 tags
I pulled my adductor aka groin muscle 2 weeks ago and it still hurts to walk. anyone have experience with this injury ///how to make it heal faster?
January 2013
35 posts
2 tags
vemma/verve kinda seems like a cult but I wanna do it…
Anonymous asked: Do you enjoy sexual adventures of the anal variety?
69shadesofgray:
If my jokes offend you:
I’m sorry
It won’t happen again
1 & 2 are lies
You’re a pussy